Said Alice To The Caterpillar
Alice walks through a door and finds a room with the Hippie and his two Groupies in.
Alice: (quickly) Erm, I need help. A rabbit in a waistcoat stole my Frisbee and then some Barbies attacked me. My clothes keep changing and I’m not entirely sure who I am.
Hippie: Explain yourself girl!
Alice: But I can’t explain myself sir, for I am not myself right now you see. (politely)
Cheshire: Said Alice to the Caterpillar. (voice over)
Alice: Who said that! (looks around confused) Was it you?
Lily: No man!
Rose: That’s soo uncool. Peace out girl.
Hippie: Enough of that man. Who are you?
Alice: I’m Alice.
Hippie: You’re hardly Alice. Try again.
Alice: Of course I’m Alice. That voice said so.
Hippie: But you said you weren’t yourself (pauses then continues indignantly) So who are you?
Alice: I don’t know. I just need to find the rabbit which stole my Frisbee.
Hippie: Rabbit! Frisbee! Why didn't you say? One went through a little while back. Went through that door he did. (points to the other door)
Alice walks towards the other door. She tries to open it but it’s locked.
Alice: It's locked.
Hippie: No it isn't. (pause) Girls.
Lily holds out an orange pill and Rose holds out a green pill.
Hippie: This one in Lily's hand (points to Lily) will let you go back the way you came. But the one Rose is holding (points to Rose) will let you go through the door you need. (pauses) Oh and this one (the caterpillar holds out a white pill) gives you the most amazing buzz ever!
Alice hesitates then takes the green pill off Rose and eats it.
Hippie: Groovy man! (makes a peace sign)
Alice exits through the other door.
Alice: (quickly) Erm, I need help. A rabbit in a waistcoat stole my Frisbee and then some Barbies attacked me. My clothes keep changing and I’m not entirely sure who I am.
Hippie: Explain yourself girl!
Alice: But I can’t explain myself sir, for I am not myself right now you see. (politely)
Cheshire: Said Alice to the Caterpillar. (voice over)
Alice: Who said that! (looks around confused) Was it you?
Lily: No man!
Rose: That’s soo uncool. Peace out girl.
Hippie: Enough of that man. Who are you?
Alice: I’m Alice.
Hippie: You’re hardly Alice. Try again.
Alice: Of course I’m Alice. That voice said so.
Hippie: But you said you weren’t yourself (pauses then continues indignantly) So who are you?
Alice: I don’t know. I just need to find the rabbit which stole my Frisbee.
Hippie: Rabbit! Frisbee! Why didn't you say? One went through a little while back. Went through that door he did. (points to the other door)
Alice walks towards the other door. She tries to open it but it’s locked.
Alice: It's locked.
Hippie: No it isn't. (pause) Girls.
Lily holds out an orange pill and Rose holds out a green pill.
Hippie: This one in Lily's hand (points to Lily) will let you go back the way you came. But the one Rose is holding (points to Rose) will let you go through the door you need. (pauses) Oh and this one (the caterpillar holds out a white pill) gives you the most amazing buzz ever!
Alice hesitates then takes the green pill off Rose and eats it.
Hippie: Groovy man! (makes a peace sign)
Alice exits through the other door.